The first documented encounter with a Wild Wowy
In the heart of the dense shrubbery of Northern Canada resides a creature shrouded in mystery: the elusive Wowy. Sustaining itself on a diet primarily composed of blueberries and twigs, this diminutive being, standing at approximately 2.5 feet tall, dons a magnificent coat of blue wool as it navigates its habitat beneath the forest canopy.
Our Story
Our first recorded sighting dates back to 1972. We’d been trekking through what can only be described as aggressively dense Borealis growth. Morale was low. Feet were sore. Spirits, damp.
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Then—by a sun-dappled stream—everything changed.
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“It was hot. I was tired. Thought I might be hallucinating,” said Jimmy, the first to witness the Wowie. “But there it was—this fuzzy blue critter. Just… smiling at me. That chance encounter led to repeated sightings and a period of intense, mostly improvised field study by Jimmy and his band of hiking bros.
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What they discovered would alter the course of human vision forever.
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“I watched Jimmy drop his grimy glasses right onto a Wowy,” Hooch later reported. “When he picked them up… they were spotless. Like, crystal-clear spotless.”
The secret? Wowy Wool. Nature’s most unexpectedly effective lens-cleaning material.
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After a very short meeting with almost no discussion whatsoever, Jimmy and his Hiking bros decided to share this incredible technology with the world. They created the WowyWipe.
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Our mission at WowyWipe is to help people make better life decisions, and that starts with clean glasses.
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Because Stuff happens. See it clearly. Clean your glasses with WowyWipe.